i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass


I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me



do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

My dog lays in front of mirrors just to look at herself

(Source: michaelsocha)


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(Source: theodd1sout)

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