egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

dnhowell:

do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen

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nic0tine-kisses:

I’ve run out of second chances.
Go and fuck yourself.

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin!